Do you also cheat?

Loyalty is an important aspect in most of the relationships. Although nowadays couples go for a more modern lifestyle, there still are some traditional standards and moral values that people care about, such as being faithful in a relationship. 

Statistics show that the number of people who cheat on their partner increased dramatically in the last decade, as well as the number of people who engage in 'open relationships'. Infidelity, though, remains the main reason why people breakup or divorce.

One day, somebody knocks at Gabriela's door. 

'Do you have a vagina?', the stranger asks.

She slams the doors and says to herself that the world is falling apart. She starts thinking about how lucky she is for having such a respectful husband by her side.The next day, somebody knocks at the door again. She goes to see who it is, and surprise! It is the same man.

'Do you have a vagina?'

'Go to hell, you idiot!', she replies angry and scared at the same time.

When her husband arrives home from work, she tells him everything that happened. Her husband gets really angry and decides to take a day off, in case the crazy man will come again. The next day, they hear someone knocking at the door. They both rush to see who it is. The peephole reveals the same man from the other days.

'Quick, say YES when he asks you about the vagina. I want to see what he is going to say next and kick his ass!', he says hiding behind the door.

His wife swallows heavy and follows his indications.

'Do you have a vagina?'

'Yes, I do'

'Then tell your fucking husband that he can start using yours instead of my wife's one!'

This is among the best jokes someone ever told me. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did J

Love, Ann Lee