Have ever felt
so horny that you stuck your penis into a vacuum cleaner tube? Have you ever
felt such a burning necessity to have sex, that you made your dog lick your
clit?
Although
there are some slight gender differences between men's and women's arousal,
there is a common necessity that seem to bother both genders: sex.
For people
already involved in a relationship, things are simple; they have sex with their
partner and that's it, problem solved! But what about single people? What do
they do if they've lived for a long period without sex, and their body cannot
resist the temptations anymore?
Here is a
top 3 of the most interesting ideas.
1.
Make love with a stranger
Go out
tonight and have fun with your friends. Hunt the prettiest guy and have sex
with him in a public bathroom, without thinking about the repercussions. The
next day you will feel fresh and released.
2.
Masturbate
Although
masturbating is not the same with having sex, when no one is around this can be
a very good idea. If you're a girl and your pussy is on fire, use a vibrator, a
dildo or even a banana in condom to please your cunt. If you're a boy, stick
your cock in whatever appeals to you, from a wet towel to a hot bread. Who else
knows how to please you better than yourself?
3.
Call your ex!
This can be
a good idea if you remained friends with your ex. Whether she or he is already
in a relationship or not, she/he certainly still craves one more night of wild
sex with you! Come up with
some pathetic excuses like 'you forgot your cd collection when you moved out'
or 'please come and help me with something' and hunt him/her down like a
predator! It's for old time's sake.
What do you
do when your body screams for sex and nobody is around to give it to you?
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