Top 3 funniest laws on sex

Theoretically, laws have been implemented to maintain order, to avoid chaos, to set the concept of normality, to establish what's right and what's wrong and to protect people from each other. Practically, laws are much more than this. In some places around the globe, not only are they very odd, but also extremely funny.

Here is my top 3 funniest laws on sex:

1.      In Estonia, it is forbidden to make love and play chess in the same time.

So, this must have been a real problem in Estonia since they decided to implement such a law. To my mind, however, it is quite hard to play chess and make love in the same time, but not a bad idea. Checkmate! And there comes a beautiful orgasm...

2.     In Arizona, it is illegal to keep more than two dildos in the house.

Don't worry Arizona single moms, you can still bury your third dildo in the garden, for whenever you are in the mood for a three or a foursome dildo party! If not, be inventive. A peeled banana or a carrot on condom, you'll surely find something appealing in the house, when your two dildos are not enough for you!

3.     It is illegal to kiss your wife's breasts and make love in another position than the missionary one. It is also illegal to have sex with a porcupine. (Florida)

How boring can this be? And I'm not talking about sex with a porcupine. But having sex only in the missionary position? No way. As for porcupines, they must be really hot in Florida, since people had to pass a law to avoid raping them. However, they did not mention anything about consensual sex.