Aaahh, my clit is on fire!

Have ever felt so horny that you stuck your penis into a vacuum cleaner tube? Have you ever felt such a burning necessity to have sex, that you made your dog lick your clit?

Although there are some slight gender differences between men's and women's arousal, there is a common necessity that seem to bother both genders: sex.

For people already involved in a relationship, things are simple; they have sex with their partner and that's it, problem solved! But what about single people? What do they do if they've lived for a long period without sex, and their body cannot resist the temptations anymore?

Here is a top 3 of the most interesting ideas.

1.     Make love with a stranger

Go out tonight and have fun with your friends. Hunt the prettiest guy and have sex with him in a public bathroom, without thinking about the repercussions. The next day you will feel fresh and released.

2.     Masturbate

Although masturbating is not the same with having sex, when no one is around this can be a very good idea. If you're a girl and your pussy is on fire, use a vibrator, a dildo or even a banana in condom to please your cunt. If you're a boy, stick your cock in whatever appeals to you, from a wet towel to a hot bread. Who else knows how to please you better than yourself?

3.     Call your ex!

This can be a good idea if you remained friends with your ex. Whether she or he is already in a relationship or not, she/he certainly still craves one more night of wild sex with you! Come up with some pathetic excuses like 'you forgot your cd collection when you moved out' or 'please come and help me with something' and hunt him/her down like a predator! It's for old time's sake.

What do you do when your body screams for sex and nobody is around to give it to you?

Top 3 LIES in a relationship

Nr 3.

Uh I have a horrible headache. Let's leave sex for tomorrow

Although women are famous for using this line, studies show that in the last few years, this line is used more by men than by women. Studies also show that sex is a better headache cure than even painkillers. So, whether you're a man, a woman or a filthy animal, stop complaining and have sex!

Nr 2.

I like you the way you are / You are everything I've ever wanted

Oh, come on! Really? Do you really think what she always wanted was fat pig who drinks beer and plays football with his friends? Do you really think what he ever wanted was a tearful shopaholic who is obsessed with shoes and make-up? Even if people know they are being lied, these lines still have a strong effect on them. Expressions like these are used to keep a relationship going strong every day.

Nr 1.

I'm not upset!

According to the latest surveys, this is the most common lie people say to their partners. If your girlfriend says she's not mad at you, guess what: SHE IS! Specialists say that people unintentionally use this statement, as a form of emotional defense. The statement is more frequently used by women than by men.

Cat in heat, dog in heat, people in love

It is easy to find out if your cat or dog is in heat. Are they different? Are they similar? Do they have the same symptoms? Let's find out together.

 Ø They both become more affectionate, searching for more attention

Ø  The cat yowls desperately, the dog barks and growls despairingly.

Ø Cats urinate all over the house and constantly lick their vaginal area, while dogs tuck their tails and bleed from the vaginal area.

Ø Both of them lose appetite.

It is funny how sometimes people who are in love also lose their appetite. They also search for more attention, they are distracted and sometimes speak to much.

If there are so many similarities between cats and dogs in heat, women's and men's arousal and between people's and animals's sexual behavior, why can't the expressions 'in heat' and 'in love' be used interchangeably?

“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal... In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple things which other animals easily learn, he is incapable of learning. Among my experiments was this. In an hour I taught a cat and a dog to be friends. I put them in a cage. In another hour I taught them to be friends with a rabbit. In the course of two days I was able to add a fox, a goose, a squirrel and some doves. Finally a monkey. They lived together in peace; even affectionately.

Next, in another cage I confined an Irish Catholic from Tipperary, and as soon as he seemed tame I added a Scotch Presbyterian from Aberdeen. Next a Turk from Constantinople; a Greek Christian from Crete; an Armenian; a Methodist from the wilds of Arkansas; a Buddhist from China; a Brahman from Benares. Finally, a Salvation Army Colonel from Wapping.

Then I stayed away for two whole days. When I came back to note results, the cage of Higher Animals was all right, but in the other there was but a chaos of gory odds and ends of turbans and fezzes and plaids and bones and flesh--not a specimen left alive. These Reasoning Animals had disagreed on a theological detail and carried the matter to a Higher Court.”

Mark Twain, Letters from the Earth: Uncensored Writings

A moustache cock in heat

They say a man without a moustache is like a cup of tea without sugar. They also say every real man should have a moustache. This is not only a sign of manhood, but also a way of publicly imposing your beliefs and fighting for a cause: man should not cut their moustaches, but let them grow and shine like stars on the red carpet!

We need moustaches!

Men with moustaches definitely look better than ordinary men! Moustaches make them look more distinguished, more natural, manlier, in one word: more handsome! Moustaches are part of hair fetishism. Many women are extremely attracted by moustaches, beards, or even pubic hair.

Even more, have you ever thought about the pleasure of having sex with a moustache guy? Feeling his sharp moustache while licking your horny pussy is definitely one of the greatest sexual sensations!

This is probably what Joanna, a nympho, thought when she had sex with a moustache seller. Read this arousing story about moustaches at

http://www.mynaughtyscotland.com/things-to-know/the-confessions-of-a-nymphomaniac-chapter-3/

Conclusion? If you don't have a moustache, buy one!

The key to the universe

Stop dreaming, Ann! Dreams are for fools! You will never go far if you impose to yourself such high goals! I want the best for you, and I don't want you to get hurt.

But, why can't I dream? Is it so wrong?

You live in your own universe, this is wrong! Get out with your colleagues and play, stop writing so much! I am just trying to protect you... It is the best thing a mother could say to her child. I want you to live your childhood.

Mom, I appreciate it but...I could not see a better way of living my childhood! I still don't understand why are you telling me this... why am I not allowed to believe I could do something great with my life, something that people would remember and...

And how are you going to do that?!

By writing...

This was a conversation mom and I had, when I was twelve.  Seeing me so enthusiastic about having a diary, writing short poems and different stories, from such an early age, scared her. I was different from the other kids my age. While they were thinking about new clothes, gadgets and toys, I was more interested in writing, singing and dancing. I had big goals, and I still have them.

What mom did not understand was that I always loved writing, as much as I loved people. Whenever one of my writings inspires someone, I feel completely fulfilled. This is where I get my power to go on from. Choosing to stay in house and write, instead of going outside and play was not a sacrifice, as she believed. It was my way of expressing my feelings. I wanted to be like the wind, and leave behind me a trail of dust.

I sometimes think I was born in the wrong age. To me it seems that in the past, people were more aware of life's real purpose. Nowadays, we fight against each other, we all run chaotically to achieve money, fame, success... The world is powerfully leaded by coins and paper. However, I still have the power to hope that future will bring changes. Until then, I will remain in my own little world, trying to make as many people as possible part of it.

How does my world look like? Well, in my secret universe, the only leading machine is FAITH. My world is not leaded by money, or by anger and fights. In my secret universe, the only thing making the world run is the power to believe. Here, the only thing money can buy is...chocolate. Yes, I love sweets, as much as I love writing. Chocolate makes me think of how sweet life can be, while through writing, I can be the one who I want to be! Today I can be a faithful housewife, tomorrow a wicked widow. I can sin without being judged, I can lose control and act unreasonably without thinking about repercussions, I can fly without being afraid to fall.

I just wanted to tell you how proud I am of what you became Ann...I suppose I was wrong when I told you to stop believing in your dreams.

This is what mom told me yesterday, reading one of my stories. She does not know how happy her words made me. I am actually writing this post due to her words. I wanted to tell you to never stop dreaming, but to also try making each of your dreams reality! 

Today, you might be a dreamer. Tomorrow, you might be an achiever!

Never be afraid to touch the sky, no matter how many people will tell you to keep your feet on the ground!

Never be afraid to fly, no matter how many people will cut your wings!

Letter from a whore

Dear Linda,


I just wanted you to know that I fucked your husband last night, while you thought he was visiting his sick uncle at the hospital. He did went to the hospital, but only to fuck me on the examining table. I'm a nurse here, you know? By the way, he has a medical fetish (Oops, I don't think you even know what that is, my bad!). He just loves seeing me with the sexy nurse outfit, as much as he loves seeing my sexual arousal when he licks my pussy like a fuckin' ice-cream.

I just wanted to tell you that I am half-sorry to be the one who tells you that I literally fucked your husband. Why only half? Firstly, because I did not even know that you exist at that time, and secondly because I enjoyed having sex with your husband too much. Yes, I enjoyed every single second, but please don't judge me for that. I haven't had sex for three months, for various reasons, that I'll keep for myself 'cause I don't want to bore you.

I myself am a wife and the mother of a child, and I felt the need to present you my apologies. I would be a bitch to tell you that I'll stop fucking your husband, because the truth is that he makes my clit vibe when he pulls my hair and fucks me hard, telling me that I am the only one who makes his cock happy. I guess he is sick of your pussy. Do not feel depressed, maybe he just wanted to try something new.

I can't say I even like him. He is kind of old and bold for me, but the only thing I like is the way he moves his dick inside of me. If you think this will help you forgive me, you can have my husband from time to time. I would not mind sharing him with you. Don't worry, he's not ugly. He is brunet, tall and he is a respectful lawyer and a model from time to time, unlike your husband who's almost a rapeface. Maybe we can even have a threesome or a gangbang sometimes, if you know what I mean.

I am looking forward to hearing from you,

Cassie

A goat on viagra VS. a snail with prostate

Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile. (Mark Twain)

No matter what we say, no matter how much we deny, the world revolves around a powerful feeling - PLEASURE. You thought I was talking about love, didn't you? No, love is just one of the means through which people acquire pleasure.

The purpose of all our activities is to achieve pleasure. We go to work in the aim of getting money or being appreciated by the others, because money and esteem bring us pleasure. We search for new hobbies, with the aim of getting pleasure. We eat and we drink, because they help us achieve a state of euphoria. We make love, because it gives us one of the most intense existing pleasures.

Making love...Is there any difference between it and having sex? Maybe there is, but the important thing is that both of them bring us pleasure. However, there are some slight gender differences related to pleasure. Some things that pleasure men, don't pleasure women as well, and vice versa. Some things that could make you as horny as a goat on Viagra, might not even give her an ounce of satisfaction.

'How can I satisfy her, if I don't know for sure what turns her on?'

Difficult question. The first thing I would say to a guy who asks me this is: go ahead and ask her. Then, I realize women don't always tell the truth, from different reasons. Secondly, I would tell him generalities. But how can I do that, when all women are different and each of them can be pleasured in different ways?

For me, sexual arousal is the way somebody can arouse some strong emotions in my body, preparing it for sex. However, not many men know what really turn women on and what leaves them with a bad taste in their mouths. Keep reading and see what turns me on and what cuts off my sex drive. Maybe you will find some of these things in your girlfriend's sexuality too.

• ·        I like...many things. I like when a man takes me by surprises and comes up behind me...then he holds me in his arms, touches my ass and kisses my neck. However, I don't like when he almost takes my breath away with his hug and spanks my ass like a soccer ball.
• ·        I am turned on by a hard or fast breath, by a sweat t-shirt and by deep moans, but everything finishes when cough, burps and yells appear. Not to mention farts.
• ·        I am attracted by men who smell, act and think like a man. I am not attracted to boys who smell like lil' ladies, who excessively take care of their aspect and who love playing computer games, with me naked waiting for him in bed.
• ·        I love being touched on my hips and kissed on the back, as much as I like gentle touches on my breast. However, I don't like when someone pinches my nipples and stretches them like bubblegum.
• ·        I am aroused by open spaces, forbidden places and natural sights, where I can feel free to love and to be loved. However, this does not mean I'm into making love in the rain, when I am more cold than horny, or in the grass, next to a red ant colony.
• ·        I can easily become horny when I see a man, standing naked in front of me, and not being afraid of watching me straight in the eyes. This does not mean even a naked gorilla on a nudist beach can turn me on.
• ·        Music also turns me on. Erotic music has a major contribution to my perfect state of pleasure, helping me arouse my sexual excitement and stimulating my inner secret desires. Hard rock and death metal are, however, not a good idea.
• ·        The more little, the more playful. I am turned on by small things, regardless of what we talk about. I consider things that are too big, become rigid. This however, does not mean I am also turned on by a snail with prostate or a dead Chihuahua in boots.
• ·        I like when my lover grabs me by the butt and pulls me very close to him. I like when he bites the lobe of my ear and he runs his finger through my hair.
• ·        I love when he puts a finger in my mouth and lets me lick it, while he penetrates me slowly, but I like even more when I see him horny, with his eyes closed and his mouth opened, while I stand on top of him...
• ·        I am attracted by much more, but most of all, I am attracted by pleasure, in all its forms. I am also one of the persons who seeks for pleasure in everyday life. I love living my life to the fullest, next to people who love living it as much as I do.

Hope I inspired you today and gave you some good tips about women's sexual arousal. Don't forget to make love as deeply as you feel it.

.......Not to forget, thank you all for the birthday wishes......

Love,

Ann Lee