Honey, I slipped into your friend's pussy!

One day, my girlfriend came here with one of her friends, a hot curvy brunette. They wanted to go together to the mall, so my girlfriend went to take a shower.

Meanwhile, I could not fail to notice her friend's huge boobs, popping out her white dress. She was wearing no bra.

I got really embarrassed when she caught my eye, but she did not get angry or something. She  started laughing, instead.

'Why were you looking at my tits', she asked me directly.

I was really disarmed by her directness, but I decided to give her an honest answer. 'You have playful boobs, that's why'

'Would you like to play with them?', she asked, giving me a free view of her tits.

Only hearing her naughty proposal made my cock harden. The sinful thought of fucking my girlfriend's friend, with her just a few steps away, turned me on more than ever!

I could not resist the temptation, so I headed towards the blonde, like a bull in heat, turned her with the back on me, lifted her short skirt and let my dick do its job!

I grabbed her tits and fucked her from behind. She began moaning loudly, so I covered her mouth with one of my fingers, that she sucked and licked like a porn bitch.

She was so different from my girlfriend! I loved my girlfriend and did not want to risk our relationship, but she was so damn sexy that I could simply not resist.

I kept fucking her, until my sperm spread all over her buttocks!

Unfortunately, we were both so turned on that we did not hear the door opening. My girlfriend was shocked, seeing me behind her friend, with my arms wrapped around her stomach.

'What the fuck are you doing?!' she yelled.

'Honey...she was choking and I tried to help her squeeze it out!'

'And why is your cock popping out?'

'Well, when I rushed to help her, I stepped on my pants sleeves, and my cock simply popped up!'

'Ah, ok! I was getting ready for some threesome fun, but that's fine!'

Conclusions? Sometimes, the truth is better than a lie, or simply: make sure you won't be caught, when you fuck your girlfriend's friend next time. This experience reminded me of a hilarious story, one of my friends told me a week ago.

A child enters the bathroom, while his mom takes a shower.

'Mom what's that?', he asks, pointing at her hairy pussy.

'That is my sponge', she replies embarrassed.

'Oh, cool! Our nanny has a sponge too! She uses it to wash Dad's face!'

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Put your love inside of me!

I do not want jewelries! I want love! What use having fancy dresses, gold and diamonds, if I do not have love?

People who spend their life running after money are so fools...

·         What does money do for you, when you wake up in the morning and the only thing you can hug is a cold pillow?

·         What does money do for you, when illness strikes so bad that not even doctors can heal you?

·         How does money buy happiness, when your soul is empty and incomplete?

·         Can money really make you a better person?

'I have everything, just because I have you! Your love gives me enough reasons to stay alive and fight anyone who tries to tear us apart'

'My love, did I ever tell you that you are the most beautiful girl in the world?'

'No, but you make me feel this way every single day!'

'Tonight I will make you mine!'

'I want to feel your love inside of me....Take me high, tonight!'

'Your touch makes my world go round!'

'Don't stop, put all your love inside of me!'

Touch me here...and there!

'Your skin is so soft...'

'I love the way you touch me'

'Tell me, what is that secret spot that drives women crazy?'

'This is a secret. You will have to discover it yourself'

'Hm...is it her neck?', he asks softly kissing my neck.

'No. But this is a good try'

'Is it her...breast?', he says kissing my nipples through my blouse.

'You are close...', I moan. 'Try harder'

He kisses my nipples and rubs my clit at the same time. 'Am I there yet?'

'Almost', I reply laying down on the bed. 

He lies behind my back, pinches my nipples with one hand, rubs my clit with the other one, and fills my horny whole with his warm cock.

'You did it. There are actually three spots. If you touch them simultaneously, you will give her the best orgasm she have ever had!'

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Don't arrest me!

All this time she tried to hide

Her huge sex drive, what her body requested

On the sand, the passion died

The moment she got arrested

Sex in public was the reason

On a quiet Spanish beach

She ran from her auntie's wedding

For an important mission - sex she was going to teach!

Joanna's student rose from the sands

As he saw coming an armed cop

His cock was as up as his hands

Don't arrest me! Arrest her cunt!

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Wanna come? I am waiting!

When we are little, everything makes us think that life is a happy-ending story. The cartoons we see on TV, where the prince marries the princess and they live 'happily ever-after', as well as the multitude of stories invading our minds about how the good characters defeat the evil forces and save the planet from destruction, induce us the idea that life should be as long as great.

As we grow up, however, we become more aware of the fact that life is not a fairy-tale. Nowadays women are not innocent naïve Cinderellas, as men are not prices charming. Finding a mate to suit us is not as easy as it was presented to us in our childhood.

We are forced to learn, in time, that people have both qualities and DEFECTS. Yes, defects are exactly what awakens our awareness on the reality of everyday life. We live in an imperfect world, made up of imperfect people and imperfect relationships. The happy ending is harder to achieve than heroes do in cartoons, but the battle for happiness is definitely worth it.

I want my prince charming! Is he coming soon?! I am waiting for him!

Above all the things that change dramatically as we grow up, there seems to be one thing that persists in time. Some women wait all their life for prince charming! Some are lucky and find it, others drown in the bitter taste left after kissing too many frogs. For some other women, every man is a "prince charming" as long as he drives an expensive car and has a thin wallet.

We want real women, not weepy little girls!

Men nowadays do not look for Cinderellas, but they seem to appreciate some of the moral qualities Cinderella had. Being a good housekeeper, ironing shirts without burning them, cooking and being able to deal with house chores does not fit the nowadays image of some women, more interested in their fake nails and in going shopping with their materialistic friends, than in sweeping, mopping and wiping away the dust.

Leaving the few exceptions beside, why do you think both genders get disappointed in the end? Is it because their high expectances or because of the fact that people nowadays generally have sick guiding principles? 

I would love to hear your opinion!

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When your life becomes a sad song, dance with your eyes closed!

Getting out of the dark is almost impossible without landmarks. Being outside, all alone in the darkness, naked, on a cold rainy weather, shaking like a leaf while looking for someone who wouldn't mind borrow you a warm sweater is similar to the feeling of dying slowly. How can somebody find the way home, when he doesn't even know how he got there in the first place?

I've got lost on the paths of life!

There are times in life when all of us feel lost, when we lose our center of stability, we unbalance and, in the end, we fall. Our way of reacting to these deadly feelings is crucial for our future. Some choose to react by not reacting at all, other lie down on the ground complaining, while others, the most fortunate category of people, choose to ask for help and try to get up.

The chaos and the uneasiness of mind we experience are only the result of our loss of faith. Each day, as we grow up, is a new lesson on how to deal with our own vulnerabilities. Each day, we struggle to serve the society and achieve excellence through bringing the people we love and ourselves a bit of satisfaction.

Nobody said it is going to be easy, but easy things simply aren't worth doing sometimes. The ones bringing satisfaction are the great things, done with love and devotion; the things that seems impossible to do - the dreams. Fulfilled dreams gets us out of the darkness and make our life complete.

Nothing is more painful than breaking up with the person you love, some would say. Oh, really? What if the next day you lose your parents? What if God forgets about you and leaves you all alone in front of the sufferance? Which one of these situations is less painful? Some things are unpredictable. 

They say 'shit happens'. But when too much shit makes your life stink, it is time to do something. Clean it out!

Whenever your life becomes a sad song, dance with your eyes closed! Never stop! Nothing is impossible as long as you keep on dancing on the rhythm of your soul.

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Love, beauty, health or money?

Angie is the kind of materialistic woman, who has always been more interested in money than in anything else. Love? This word does not exist in her vocabulary. As long as she has a thin wallet and expensive credit cards, nothing else matters. 

Her rich boyfriend recently bought her a red FERARRI 458 Cabrio and a diamond ring, on their 3 months of relationship anniversary. Giving this one-life-opportunity, she decided to go for a ride in her new car, and show off in front of her poor friends. 

Unfortunately, she is so enthusiastic that doesn't see the stoplight and gets hit by a truck.

Oh, my God! The door of my car! It's broken!

Miss, are you ok?, the truck driver asks.

No, I am not you idiot! Don't you see my Ferrari lacks a door?!

No, I just saw you lack an arm!

Oh, my God!!! My diamond ring!

Conclusion: Being too focused on money, could make you forget about the essential things in life!

Inspired from an exquisite interview with Page, a materialistic high-class Edinburgh escort.