Are you that somebody?

Everybody defines LOVE differently. For some, love is like a thunder that strikes you hard and leaves you breathless. For others, love is like the warm summer rain caressing your skin.

Love can take you high in only one second, and just as quickly, it can put you down. Overall, love is a complex feeling. Here is my top 5 of the most inspirational quotes about love.

1.      Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable - Bruce Lee

2.      Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.  Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway - Judith Viorst

3.      When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks - Natalie Clifford Barney

4.      Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own... Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy - Robert A. Heinlein

5.      Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time - Maya Angelou

Look at me! I am yours!

My mind is set on only one thing

Sex, an innocent pleasure, is everything

For me; I was put in jail, I was highly criticized

By old people! By youngsters, I was idolized

But only I know what I feel,

When a cutie boy passes by,

How my clitoris begins to tingle

And my blood pressure gets high

Men or women, everyone is an occasion

That cannot be missed, they need to be kissed

I must have them all, I must feel their touch

Kissing without sex? No, now that's too much!

A sex-addicted person is not to be laughed at

Just hear my confessions, and try to understand

That life is cruel, please unveil the veil

That does not let you see, how it is to be

A nymphomaniac

Open your eyes wide, and take care of your kids

Cause they can also be haunted, by these crazy chicks

Don't be hard on them, for you can never know

When you wake up like'm and addictions starts to show

Joanna is a predator, but also a sick victim

Cocks are her favorite toys, she had licked'm

All, just to try their flavor and to feel their smell

Okay, now get in! she then commanded them.

This time, she really messed up! Joanna is about to be caught by her mom, while getting some!

See what she thinks about silent risky sex!

Honey, should we hire a maid?

Carla and her husband had two jobs each, so they decided to hire an in-live maid to help them out with the cleaning.

Once she got hired, Tiara did her best and helped them with everything they needed. Both Carla and her husband were really satisfied with her work.

A couple of months after, the maid came to Carla crying, saying she has to quit.

'NO! Why??', Carla replied upset.

'I am pregnant. I don't want this baby', she replies still crying.

'Look, my husband and I don't have children. If you decide to stay, we will adopt it'

The house cleaner accepts her offer, and things go back to normal. A couple of months after the birth, the maid comes to Carla crying.

'I am sorry, I must quit'

'What? But why?', she asked.

'I am pregnant...again'

Carla and her husband did not want to lose her, so they decide to adopt this baby too. However, an year after, the maid is pregnant again.

'I should really leave this time. I feel so bad'

'No, look. We already adopted two children. We will adopt this one too'

A trustful, good-working maid is so hard to find nowadays, the couple said to themselves.

But only a couple of weeks later, the maid came to Carla again.

'Okay, I will definitely leave this time!!!'

'Don't tell me you are pregnant again?!', Carla says.

'No, but there are too many babies in the house to pick up after!'

My question for you is:

Would you hire a maid who looks like this? 

I'd love to hear both girls' and boys' opinion.

Have you ever wondered what men want in bed? This article may give you a clue!

Let Your Rainbow Shine

"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved" – Helen Keller

Did you know that every time you drop a tear, a flower fades?

Did you know that every second you spend upset, is a lost second of happiness that will never come back?

Did you know that someone who makes you cry does not deserve your tears?

Did you know that the night is the best counselor?

Did you know that there is no rain, but only teardrops?

Did you know that every time you unlock your inner happiness, a glorious rainbow appears?

And did you know that somewhere over the rainbow, there is another rainbow?

LET YOUR RAINBOW SHINE!

Stand up for happiness!

Life is not easy, and it will never be. But don't lose your hope! Look for the things that make it more beautiful!

Better late than never!

Gerry lays down on his deathbed.

The scent of death becomes more obvious by the second.

Samantha, his wife, sits at the edge of the bed, and looks at him with compassion, as he takes his last breath.

As he sees his kind wife sitting next to him, in his last minutes of life, Gerry decides to make a confession.

'Samantha, I am not who you think I am. 

All the times when I told you I was at business meetings, I was having sex with different whores...

I have cheated on you; not once, but hundreds of time!

Every time you visited your sister, I brought our neighbor home and had sex with her.

I had sex with the secretary, with the lady at the store, with your friend, and even with your mother'

Samantha caresses his forehead and says:

'I have a confession to make too.

Today, I went to the pharmacist and asked him for cyanide. He asked me why, and I said because I wanted to kill you.

The pharmacist said "Are you crazy? How can you kill your husband? I cannot sell cyanide, it is against the law!"

Then, I took out a picture of you, having sex with his wife.

"Well now", he replied, "you did not tell me you had a prescription"

Sweet dreams, my love!'

You can read other interesting confessions here.

Don't play with my nerves!

Did anyone tell you not to make your man angry? Well, this is an unwritten rule that every woman should take into account, because you can never know when the increased level of testosterone affects men's rational thinking.

Honeymoon is the best example of period when men should not be pissed off. Although it is supposed to represent the most magical moments in a couple's life, things never go as planned.

This is how the story begins. After getting married, Renee and Freddie went to Italy for their honeymoon. Unfortunately, the hotel seen online was nothing similar to what they found once they got there.

Freddie paid a huge amount of money for a room in what seemed to be a nice, clean, modern hotel in Milano. However, what they found was beyond imagination.

This is not the hotel we saw online, he says. We want our money back. I want to see the owner of this hotel.

I am the owner. And I am sorry, but we do not give refunds. This is the key to your room.

The owner of the hotel was also the receptionist, because he was avaricious and he wanted to save all the money. Freddie has no choice but to take the key.

THAT'S ONE!, he yells angry.

One they arrive upstairs, they start unpacking. Freddie tries to explain to his wife that he cannot afford another hotel and they have to remain there.

No! You promised me we would have a beautiful honeymoon! Take me somewhere else!

As she yells at her husband, Renee feels a huge bug crawling on her neck. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Renee has an insect phobia and almost has a heart attack when she feels the bug crawling on her skin.

THAT'S TWO!!!, Freddie yells, trying to sooth his wife.

Once Freddie promises his wife that he will try to find another hotel the next day, they try to get some sleep. It has been an exhausting day for both of them, and all they want is a peaceful sleep.

But the run of bad luck does not stop here. As soon as they sit down on the bed, the bed breaks and so is a piece of ceiling, which almost kills them.

THAT'S THREE!!!

Freddie takes out a handgun and shoots the owner of the hotel.

What did you do? You are a murderer!!! How could you do that?!, his wife yells.

THAT'S ONE!

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A big tool can fix any clogged pipe!

It is so very hot outside

Please cool down this heat

This passion I have inside

I only wear my precious gown

With nothing underneath

My soul craves some love

My body just craves action

I lie in bed and look above

Thinking about a way of distraction

And now I have the answer!

It is gonna be OK

I say to myself. You will see

The plumber will come right away

With a big tool, to fix your drain

To rub you gently and save you from the pain!

Inspired from the latest chapter of 'THE CONFESSIONS OF A NYMPHOMANIAC'. 

This time, Joanna went for the classic way of finding fast a sex-mate.