Friday 29 November 2013

Mistakes lead to improvement

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”  - Marilyn Monroe



Everyone makes mistakes! This is a fact. But, do we all recognize them? Some yes, others 'not really'. There are times in life when we all make mistakes, but our enormous pride forces us to deny them.

'Who, me?! No, I did not do it!'

And you repeat these words so loudly and so constantly that, in the end, not even you know the real truth anymore. People then judge you harshly, as if they suddenly became great saints; as if they had never made or denied their mistakes.

Horrible scenery, isn't it? But, it sure happened to you too! Let's state three truths clearly.

1. Making mistakes is perfectly natural

Every human being makes mistakes, as every human being can become a victim of somebody else's mistakes. We cannot change this facts, simply because a perfect world does not exist. So what can we do??

2. Being a connoisseur of your own mistakes is perfectly necessary

First of all, we must be aware of our wrongs. Realizing what we did wrong, being aware of each of our mistakes is the first step to success. If we know what we did wrong, our conscience will play a huge role in avoiding making the same mistake for the second time.

3. Denying your mistakes is just another 'perfect' mistake

Being aware of your mistakes but not recognizing them in front of others is a strong sign of a weak character. Facing the truth is hard, especially for proud people, but existential. If you cannot admit when you are wrong, how can you demand respect?

Dropping to conclusions.

A song's lyrics say that 'sorry seems to be the hardest word'. For some, 'sorry' is the hardest word. But it is also the only way to build a strong personality, to gain respect in the society and to improve the relationship with other people.




Thursday 28 November 2013

Tell me what car you drive, and I'll tell you how your girlfriend looks like!



"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon" - Tim Allen



Powerful cars, strong women

Have you ever thought why some men choose to drive powerful Mercedes-Benz 4x4‎, while others are satisfied with a tiny low liter engine smart car? Sure, you will raise the issue of money. But let’s think about two men who have an equal amount of money, and one goes for a tiny car, while the other for a big powerful one?

The answer to these questions is that cars define men's tastes and personality. Studies show that men with a weaker personality usually go for big powerful engine cars, to compensate their lack of psychical strength, while psychically strong men tend to choose small cheap cars over powerful expensive ones.


So, what this has to do with women?

It seems that men's tastes on cars are strongly related to their tastes on women. This is the reason why men who prefer tiny cars over powerful ones, will also prefer sensitive weak women, who need to be protected, over strong independent women, who stand up for themselves, and men who prefer powerful engine large cars will prefer strong women.

This also means that men who drive a very beautiful car but with a poor technical condition, are likely to make the same choices in women, and date only beautiful women, regardless of their intelligence, passions or systems of values.

Men who make exception from this "car rule", and buy cars that resemble their personality, will also choose partners who resemble them (both physically and psychically) and their car. If this theory is true, the question is...

How does a truck driver's wife look like?!





Wednesday 27 November 2013

Eight things men want to hear in bed

"Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them"
D. H. LAWRENCE

He takes off your dress, pulls your panties aside, kisses your nipples and thrusts hard inside of you. Meanwhile, you are as quiet as a dead body. You are breathless. He makes you feel so good, that you cannot utter a single word, to confirm if what he is doing is right or wrong.

Although studies revealed that most couples prefer moaning and breathing heavy instead of talking dirty in bed, talking dirty during sex is one of the things men fancy about every time they get in bed with a beautiful woman. The question is: WHAT DO THEY WANT TO HEAR?


Of course "oh" and "yeah" will always do the trick, but here are eight more complex sentences you can whisper to him in bed, which will definitely increase his sex drive:

1. You have such a big cock - praising the size of his penis is very arousing for any men.

2. It feels so good - don't hesitate to let him know how he makes you feel

3. Give it to me - added to an appropriated pitch of the voice, this sentence will turn into a sexual arousal climax

4. Faster/Harder/Deeper - try to make use of words which emphasize the rhythm and the intensity you want

5. What are you doing to me - this phrase not only turns him on, but also shows him how good he makes you feel

6. I am so wet - hearing you say how wet you are, will drive him crazy

7. I love the horny look on your face - it is important to let him know what really turns you on in bed

8. I am cuming - There is nothing more arousing than this statement. Each time you reach the climax, don't hesitate to send out red signals, just to let him taste a drop of the pleasure you are experiencing.

Tuesday 26 November 2013

Things men will never understand about women

Trying to enter a woman's mind is like entering the serpentine path of a never-ending labyrinth. The result is the same: you get lost. All these differences reinforce some people's opinion that women are from Mars, and men are from Venus. Today I will present to you top five things men will never understand about women.


The 'Drama Queen' Show

I'm gonna lay here in bed all day long, cry for five hours and then I won't talk to you anymore, because am so, sensitive!
Oh, really?! Move your fat ass and grow up!

Why women take revenge on food

I'm done with all this fighting. I'm hungry, wanna eat?
How can you eat in the middle of the fight?!
What has the fight to do with my stomach?

The continuous need to purchase more clothes

I need a new pair of jeans...
What? You have at least ten pairs of jeans!
Helloo...I said a NEW pair, not an old-fashioned one!

Hours of talking on the phone

So, honey, what are we goin...
Wait! Hello? Jennifer? Yes, Peter married Joanna and...
Gesh, aren't you sick of so much talking on the phone?!

The never-ending need for attention

I just need you to hold me close!
Hm...ok (Here, she goes again, 3...2...1...CRY!)



If there are more things that you don't understand about women, share them with me in a comment.

I'd love to hear both guys's and women' opinion.

Monday 25 November 2013

Things women will never understand about men

The ability to sleep while a baby is crying loud
Honey, can you soothe the baby? Honey? Honeeeyyy...

How they can get ready to go out in only two minutes
I am ready. What takes you so long, girl? It's not like we're dating the president!

How often per day they can say 'I'll fix it, honey', without finally fixing anything
Honey, there's a leaky pipe in the bathroom!
Yes, I'll fix it later.
Sure you will...

The incapacity of looking into a woman's eyes when she has a deep cleavage
You idiot!
No, it's just that you just have a nice necklace!

How easily they become serial killers when someone speaks ugly about their mom
What did you say? Oh, you're so dead!

Parking a vehicle in line with another vehicle in just a couple of seconds
Gosh, what took you so long to arrive?
Hmm, the traffic was terrible...

Preferring to die, before asking for directions
Just let me ask someone where...
I said NO! I know where we are. 
Yes, we are at the same spot from where we left

Drinking beer and playing video games
Come one Peter, you're not 11 anymore!
Look what you did. I just got shot because of you!





The list can go on! Tomorrow I will share with you some common things MEN don't understand about women. 

Thursday 21 November 2013

What is that smell?!

What is the first thing that crosses your mind, which could kill the passion instantly?
After reading the next story, you will only be thinking about a serious passion-killer.
Be ready to hear about a "smelly" situation!


Bob and Eve have been happily married for seven years. Everything is perfect in their relationship, except for one thing.

Eve dies for morning sex, but each time they wake up and try to have sex, Bob farts. Eww!

His morning farts simply kills Eve's arousal. The smell is so horrible, that she has to leave the bedroom and open all the windows, until the dead-fish-smell is gone. This way, they never manage to have morning sex.

'One of these days you will blow your guts out!', she yells angrily.

'Neah, farting is absolutely natural', the husband replies farting, all the way to the bathroom.

Eve gets angry and comes up with a malicious plan to make him regret his words. The next day, she wakes up earlier and takes a turkey out of the fridge.

She puts the inner parts of the turkey (guts, neck, liver) on a plate, and sneaks into the bedroom. Then, she gently puts them inside Bob's pants, without waking him up.

She returns in the kitchen and prepares breakfast, waiting for her husband's reaction. After half an hour, she hears Bob yelling.

'What's wrong honey', she yells from the kitchen, trying to control her tears of laughter.

After several seconds, the husband rushes into the kitchen, all pale and scared.

'Do you remember what you told me? That one day I would blow my guts out?'

'Yes', she replies faking seriousness.

'Well, it happened Eve. But thanks God and the lubricant we bought last week, I think I got most of them back in!'




Here are some funny fart pics, that will make your day!







Tuesday 19 November 2013

The smaller, the better!

In a century where everything has to come in whale size, there is something, which has bigger advantages, when it is smaller-sized: THE BED.

Sure, everyone fancies a big bed, but are they really useful? Well, not in my view. Small beds are better both for single people and for couples.


If you are single, you will prefer a smaller-sized bed, simply because you do not have to roll from one side to the other, to fill the empty spots. We all know how we use to spoil ourselves when sleeping in an extra-large bed...

If you are married, or engaged in a relationship, a smaller bed is much better than a bigger one. Whether you are a man or a woman, a smaller bed will always keep you close to the person you love.

You just had a fight and you regret it, but don’t know how to make it up with him/her? Well, a king size bed won't be of much help, if you sleep ten meters away from the other.

A small bed will keep you closer to each other, and even help you make up with him or her.
So, size is important! The smaller the bed you sleep in, the bigger the advantages! Try it out!



What do you prefer: smaller or bigger beds?

Support your opinion with reasons!

Monday 18 November 2013

I'm a little drunk and...

Garry has a drink, while sitting at a bar, when a drunk man enters, shouting loud.

'I fucked your mom!'

Anyone at the bar is looking at Garry, waiting his reaction, but the drunk man leaves the bar quickly, before Garry can say anything.

A couple of minutes after, the drunk man enters the bar again.

'I just fucked your mom's ass', he says, going out as quickly as the first time.

Garry did not have time to say or do anything. After half an hour, the same drunk man enters the bar and shouts at Garry.

'I just fucked your mom today'. Garry gets up angry and says:

'Shut up dad! You're drunk again'


Sometimes, alcohol is just what you need. It can help one tell a painful truth, overcome a stressful situation, or even unleash one's inner sexuality. Jacob fits perfectly in the third category.

Getting drunk was the only way to share his secret sexual fantasies with his girlfriend. How did she reacted? Did she slap him or please him?



Friday 15 November 2013

A riddle for you!

I have just read a very interesting riddle, and would like to share it with you.

See if you guess the answer and solve the puzzle!



Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
what is it?








ANSWER: A last name, of course! Were you thinking about...?! Oh, you sure have a pervert mind!

Thursday 14 November 2013

Kiss from a lily



One day, in my garden, a red rose took birth
It looked strong and glorious, the supreme beauty on Earth
One day after, a shy lily-girl appeared, right next to it
Glorious like an anthem, fearful like a kid


The red rose felt threatened, and came up with a plan
To prove his supremacy and see who earns the first fan
"What a beautiful flower!" someone told lily
The red rose was upset. He had lost the bet, remembering this daily.


He started torturing himself and plucking up his petals
One by one was falling, leaving the rose breathless
'Wait, what are you doing', Lily asked, feeling shitty
'Stop! You're hurting yourself! You are still more pretty'


'It's you who tells me this? Well, I don't need your pity
You have always been greater and much more pretty'
Lily felt something that hasn't felt before
A strong feeling was making her want more


She got a little closer, and followed her heart
She kissed his last petals, which were tearing apart
Her petals were shaking, making three of his seeds
Crush to the ground and give birth to three kids


Three unique flowers arose from a war
Glorious and shiny, nobody knew what flowers they were
The perfect combination between lily and the rose
Who learned how to live together, but mostly what was LOVE. 

Wednesday 13 November 2013

Bring me back to life!

Every place that we've been is an everlasting symbol of our lost love.

You have gone too soon, or I might have yelled too hard. We had two different systems, which simply could not work together.

I have lost your love, but I gained another chance to live. You know my soul was broken.

'Why are you doing this, Peter?'
'Doing what, Stacy?'
'Hurting me...what have I done to deserve this sufferance?'

Then you slammed the door in my face, without looking back. I crashed to the ground like a hit airplane. My pink walls suddenly turned black.

'I just...I just called...to'
'Stop crying and tell me what you have to say?!'
'That...I love you'

The long pause made me lose my breath. Then, you hang up on me. I knew it was all over. I started reproaching myself that I have not been good enough for you, that I was too hysterical, that I did not give you enough space.


Life was senseless without you. So, I went into the bathroom and ended the senseless, with a couple of sleeping pills. Everything around became dizzy.

All I can remember is that I saw your face covered in tears, holding a huge bouquet of roses in your hands. The flowers crashed down as deadly as me.

                'Why did you do it, Stacy?'
                'Doing what, Peter', I asked confused, laying in a hospital bed.
                'Hurting yourself...hurting me...'

Suddenly, I had a painful déjà vu. We said the same things we have said when we broke up, only that we switched roles.

"Hurting yourself is hurting me". So, he loved me too. When two persons love each other, they become one. When one of them suffers, the other one inevitably suffers too.



Be wise, be happy! Love is not a joke. Love is glorious, love is pure, love is everlasting!

Tuesday 12 November 2013

3 ways to reduce stress

It has been proved! Stress is the most dangerous disease in the 21st century, affecting people of all ages, and leading to serious health problems, such as diabetes, heart problems and even cancer.

Stress kills brain cells! But how could anyone not stress out, when there are so many things to be done, and so little time?

I will present to you three of the fastest ways to become less stressed! They work for me. Hopefully, they will work for you too!


Think less, do more!

Every time you wake up, you memorize all the tasks you need to complete that day. Running away from your problems, or faking a perfect life will not make you less stressed. However, you must be aware that a clear mind is more useful than a turbo-charged one.

The less you think about your daily problems, the more your ability of finding useful solutions to them increases. Our brain can turn in our worst enemy, if we cannot use it wisely.



Clean up the house

A messy place will only deepen your concerns, making you stress out even more. Wouldn't a clean, cozy place make you feel better? Sure, cleaning out the house won’t solve your problems, but it will certainly help you clear your mind and focus on a different thing.

Remember that before you can clean your life, you must first clean the place you live in!

Have more sex

You may be laughing now, but the truth is that sex can relieve pain, headaches, tension and visibly improve your mood. Studies show that sexually active people are happier and even live longer than most other people do.

Do you want to live a healthier lifestyle, and become less stressed? Have sex at least twice a week, and enjoy the benefits of human nature.

Here are some other useful relaxation tips and ideas:

  • Breathe deeply
  • Go out and socialize
  • Be physically active, make sport
  • Take a warm bath
  • Get enough sleep
  • Find reasons to laugh every day
  • Build a positive thinking

Tuesday 5 November 2013

The sacred path of love

I want to feel love!

What a childish desire, some would say. But how come so many singers, actors, painters, famous and less famous people find their inspiration in this 'childish desire'?

Romeo and Juliet, Cinderella and the prince, the beauty and the beast...all these stories, along the time, made all of us long for an intense love story.

But what is this feeling, that makes us feel stronger and weaker at the same time? How can it be both poison and antidote, freedom and imprisonment?! Love is for many, a sweet mystery.

  • Did you know that birds fly higher when two soul mates meet?
  • Did you know that stars shine brighter when two lovers get married?
  • Did you know that the ocean gets less salty every time you kiss her?
  • Did you know that a powerful earthquake produces every time a soul mate dies?


Love has its own sacred path!

Some people search all their lives for a tiny path of love, but never find the right way to it.

Others find it, but aren't enough strong to follow it till the end.

Only a few of them have what it takes to follow their hearts, without going out of their destined path. They are the luckiest ones!


HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR PATH OF LOVE YET?


Friday 1 November 2013

Caution! She is on fire

The scent of his perfume drives me crazy. If only he'd notice my nipples getting hard, when he bends over my desk.

Ah, how I'd like to wet his lips with mines, when they get dry...I would suck them up, then bite them slowly, and fully taste their sweetness.

Take me to heaven!

His manly voice makes me shake with desire. A night in his arms would be like a day in paradise.

I would tremble under his touch, and deeply dig my nails into his back. Moaning, groaning and yelling with pleasure.

In the morning, I would be the happiest girl on Earth, knowing that I had a night of intense pleasure.
The more he gets near me, the more I get wet...



You are mine, now!

He approaches me slowly, to take the papers behind my back. If only I was alone with him, to show him how to grab...the papers!

Our colleagues are looking at us. I bite my lips and try to avoid eye contact. He would make me sweat...

His manliness makes me fancy a desire that I kept locked inside me for too long. Oh, yes!

This is it! Everyone is gone, we are all alone!

You are mine now!