Friday 30 August 2013

When the night falls

When the night falls
Her instincts go wild
She searches for new victims
And kills them with a smile

She sucks all their love
And leaves them with a hope
That she will come back
And still suck their love

They moan with pleasure
As she leaves them breathless
Touching their hot bodies
And biting their...nipples

Her body is theirs
Their bodies are hers
They drown in sweet pleasure
Making love all the night


This short poem is inspired by chapter 5 of the story 'The Confessions of a Nymphomaniac', posted on http://www.mynaughtyscotland.com/things-to-know/confessions-nymphomaniac-chapter-5/

Joanna, the main character, is the living example that sex addiction is stronger than any other existing drugs.

Love is what keeps us all ALIVE!

Wednesday 28 August 2013

The most embarrassing moments during sex

Sex is supposed to be the most beautiful experience, meant to bring pleasure and fulfilness in humans' lives. But what happens when something embarrassing interrupts your moment of pleasure? How do you react when something really unexpected happens?

Pussy farts
If this ever happens to you, don't feel embarrassed. It is something extremely common which happens to most females. Improperly called 'farts', the noise you hear during sexual intercourse is the result of penetration. The more your feet are kept up high in the air, the more probabilities exist of hearing this noise. The explanation is that when the head of the penis penetrates your vagina, it pushes the air inside of it. The noise you hear is when your partner takes his penis outside your pussy, releasing the air. If you feel uncomfortable, you can ask him to change the position.

Panty Pudding
You are both extremely aroused! He takes off your blouse, than your skirt and your panties and surprise! He sees a nasty secretion on your panties. As long as it is a small amount of liquid and it does not smell, there is nothing to worry about. Every women have them, the quantity varying from woman to woman. If he finds an abundant cottage cheese secretion which on top of that, also smells like dead fish, you are clearly in an embarrassing situation. These types of secretions might be the result of a bacterial infection, so you have to be checked by a doctor.

Grandpa walks in!
Oops! There is no worse orgasm killer than being interrupted in the middle of a sexual intercourse. But what do you do if the person who interrupts you is your 65 years old grandpa? As funny as it might seem for the other people, as embarrassing it is to you. Try to remain calm and think that he was also once young like you. Shit happens! However, next time you could consider taking some precautionary measures before engaging in sex, like locking your door or finding some more private spots!


Which are the most embarrassing things during sex that ever happened to you?

Tuesday 27 August 2013

Believe, listen, wait!

Dreams come true if you are a believer.

The power of thought is stronger than anything else in the universe. Believing in your dreams is the first, and sometimes the most important step in achieving your goals. We are the result of what we have thought, and so is our life. What use being alive if you lost the power to believe?

Dreams come true when you follow your heart.

If your heart tells you to do something, listen to her! She knows what she says. Listening to your heart is the key to achieving all your dreams, regardless of what they consist of. Whenever you have a powerful desire, you release some powerful emotions in the universe, making it conspire in helping you achieve it.

Dreams come true when you least expect it.

Do not feel disappointed if your dreams did not come true yet. Be patient and let your life take its natural course. If what you want is what you need, your desires will soon be fulfilled. Big things happen when you least expect it.


Dianna, a former escort, is the best example that dreams come true when you believe, when you follow your heart, and when you give proof of patience. She has achieved the complete fulfillment of her desires when she least expected it.

Monday 26 August 2013

Self-intimacy

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” 
― Mae West

Friday 23 August 2013

My first trip to heaven

Baby, what if dad catches us?
Don't worry baby, we will hear them coming.
I need you so much...
I need you too, girl. I have been waiting for this for so long...
I am a little afraid...
I could never hurt you, baby. I love your small boobies so much...Can I play with them?
(shy) Today, you can do everything with me. I am all yours.
Your skin is so soft, your hair smells so good...You drive me crazy.

I breathe hard while he kisses my boobs and goes down on my belly.


Close your eyes baby, let me take you on your first trip to heaven.

As soon as he goes down, I feel his hot tongue on my pussy...He licks me so slow and passionately that my breathing stops for a couple of seconds.

I never felt anything like this before. Don't stop, please...

He starts rubbing my clit in circles and sticks a finger inside of me. I feel a little pain at the beginning but then I am getting wet. Suddenly, I hear someone coming up the stairs...The idea of getting caught turns me on ever more.

Please baby, don't stop now, I think I'm cuming, I moan.
I won't baby, he says, fingering me faster.
Aaah....


This was my first sexual experience, at the age of 16. Fortunately, my parents did not catch us; otherwise, I would have been extremely ashamed. I still remember these first moments of pure happiness. 

Thursday 22 August 2013

Things men don't want to hear in bed

Both men and women need to talk before, during or after sex. Having 'mute-sex' with a partner who can't say anything in bed, not even a moan, is as appealing as a snail with back pain. Why? Because men need a confirmation that you enjoy the moment as much as he does. How do you avoid sex errors if nobody told you before what to avoid saying in bed? Knowing what to say seems much more easier than knowing what to avoid in bed. Here are the most common things all men hate to hear in bed.

1.      'My ex used to...'
This is the biggest 'arousal-killer'. If you ever want to have a happy sexual life, never mention what your ex used to do or what you liked about him. You wouldn't like him to talk about his ex in bed either, would you?

2.      'It happens to everyone'
No matter how fast he cums, never try to sooth him with this phrase. Not only that you make him feel worse, but you also make him think you have a long list of men with whom you had sex and you compare him to them, which is definitely not appealing.

3.      'You woke me up for...sex?!'
Well, yes. He might wake you up in the middle of the night, wanting to make love to you because sexual arousal is not something that you plan. No matter how sleepy you, try to please him and he will certainly appreciate you for doing it.


4.      'Don't stop, I'll just take this call...'
Hm...You're not doing anything important, except for a tiny sex intercourse, so why can't you take a phone, right? Okay, but it's an important call! Of course it is, but is it more important than making love with your partner?

5.      I can't wait to have a baby!

If you did not chase him away by now, this will certainly scare him off! Men don't want to hear about future plans and commitments in bed. So just live the moment and enjoy his company without being too pushy and telling him how much you long for a baby.

If you know any other phrases that I should have mentioned, leave them below. 

Wednesday 21 August 2013

Falling stars

I don't know if I can resist anymore. It is so dark in here and light seems so far away from me.

I begin falling...The other stars seem so happy with their families, but I am cursed to leave the sky. Why only a part of the stars falls, while the other part lives happily ever after? Aren't all the stars supposed to be equal?

I keep on falling. I can't help it anymore, so I let myself fall. Some of the stars look at me and laugh, being totally convinced that something like this could never happen to them, while others look at me with compassion and regret.

I leave the sky with resignation.  I fall down on Earth, with tears in my eyes, leaving behind a trail of stardust...

The same thing happens to human beings. We can never know when our kingdom falls apart and we are cursed to live in disgrace. Life is unpredictable. The positive thing about such situations is that we get to find who our real friends were and who weren't, who stands next to us and who leaves us behind. We are all falling stars.


Nothing happens without a reason, nothing passes without leaving trails.

Tuesday 20 August 2013

Princesses or slaves?

Have you ever wondered how the life of an escort is? Fancy restaurants, luxurious clothing and fatuous parties or rude clients, sexual slavery and low self-esteem? What is the job of an escort all about? Which are the weirdest things you do as an escort?

According to Melinda, a 30 year-old Perth independent escort, being an escort brings along both good things and bad things. Sacrifices must be made before being financially satisfied. Easy money is sometimes not that 'easy', being clouded by major risks and daily dangers. But the idea of socializing and getting the attention of famous rich men still conquers more and more women who choose this job.

Find out more about the life of Melinda, a real escort, at the following link

Monday 19 August 2013

My favorite sex positions

In the last decade, there has been a growing interest in Kamasutra and sex positions. Curiosity led people to explore sexuality more and more each day, and to find more gates to infinite pleasure. In my point of view, people should make love in the rhythm of their hearts, despite social norms, people's opinion and recommendations. In what concerns sex positions, I am totally against the tiring ones, which fatigue me more than turning me on.
Here are my favorite sex positions for mind-blowing orgasms!

The Butterfly
This sex position can be a little tiring for him, as he has to grab my ass and keep it in the perfect angle. For women, this position can be extremely arousing. All I have to do is lie on my back, with my hands down and enjoy a perfect penetration.


Afternoon Delight
This is the perfect position after a rough day of work, when all you want to do is chase the stress away, relax and be pleasured at the same time. I lie back while he lies at a right angle to me. He keeps my feet with one of his hands, while penetrating me slowly. He is in total control during this position.


The Column
A great position when you are out of ideas! I love bathing with my partner, standing on feet with my back on him, while leaning against a wall. The deep penetration from behind makes me reach intense breath-taking orgasms.


Spoon

I would definitely rate this sex position 10 out of 10. Spoon is my favorite sex position, and the one that makes me cum the fastest, allowing my partner alternate between my boobs and my clit, while penetrating me from behind. As my hands are free, I can also touch his butt and guide the penetration rhythm, assuring me a fast, intense orgasm!

Thursday 15 August 2013

My first sexual memories

Everyone has his or her little secrets, phantasies and...sexual memories. These are the first things that turned us on, the first things that welcomed us into a universe of pleasure. Sexual memories can be the reason of our sexual phantasies and current inner desires.

I remember I had my first sexual memory at the age of 7. I arrived earlier from school and I surprised my dad standing above mom and kissing her on the neck, on a coach in the living room. It was then when I had my first visual performance of an erotic act. I did not know what dad wanted to do to mom, at that time. I thought he was going to hurt her, although my instincts were telling me something else. He did 'hurt' her, but not as I imagined.

At the age of 8, I had my second sexual memory. I remember finding a porn magazine hidden under a box of old books, in my parents' room. I was looking for some school materials while they were gone, visiting grandma at the countryside. Instead of finding my books, I found something else, even more informative: the hallucinating images of naked women, naked men, and couples having sex. It was then when my clit flickered for the first time. It was then when I felt the need of touching myself for the first time...

My third sexual memory was at the age of 11 or 12. I was playing outside with my dog, when I suddenly saw two of my friends staying hidden in my neighbors garden and watching on his window, from time to time. I went there to see what happens. My neighbor and his girlfriend were having wild loud sex. I felt extremely shamefacedly but I still watched the show. We were all extremely curious. I can still remember those images.

All these sexual memories contributed to what followed next. Nights when I could not sleep, waiting desperately for a pornographic show on TV, frightened that my parents could catch me, endless hunts for any pornographic materials, magazines or tapes, when my parents were gone, and...secret intense moments of self-intimacy.

I still remember my first orgasms...


What are your sexual memories? Leave them in the comment section.

Wednesday 14 August 2013

Top 3 funniest laws on sex

Theoretically, laws have been implemented to maintain order, to avoid chaos, to set the concept of normality, to establish what's right and what's wrong and to protect people from each other. Practically, laws are much more than this. In some places around the globe, not only are they very odd, but also extremely funny.

Here is my top 3 funniest laws on sex:

1.      In Estonia, it is forbidden to make love and play chess in the same time.
So, this must have been a real problem in Estonia since they decided to implement such a law. To my mind, however, it is quite hard to play chess and make love in the same time, but not a bad idea. Checkmate! And there comes a beautiful orgasm...



2.     In Arizona, it is illegal to keep more than two dildos in the house.
Don't worry Arizona single moms, you can still bury your third dildo in the garden, for whenever you are in the mood for a three or a foursome dildo party! If not, be inventive. A peeled banana or a carrot on condom, you'll surely find something appealing in the house, when your two dildos are not enough for you!


3.     It is illegal to kiss your wife's breasts and make love in another position than the missionary one. It is also illegal to have sex with a porcupine. (Florida)

How boring can this be? And I'm not talking about sex with a porcupine. But having sex only in the missionary position? No way. As for porcupines, they must be really hot in Florida, since people had to pass a law to avoid raping them. However, they did not mention anything about consensual sex. 

Tuesday 13 August 2013

Sex On The Battlefield

'Take out the damn' garbage!'
'Keep dreaming! All you do is give orders, all day long! Do you think I'm your slave, girl?
'Come on, you're the one who does not do anything all day long! I cook, I wash the laundry, I clean up the house, and much more! What do you do?'
'I go to work! Isn’t this enough for you?'
'What? Have you forgotten that I also go to work, my dearest oblivious husband?!'
'Come on...that part-time job can't even be called a job, it's just so you can get out of the house from time to time!'
'Yea, sure! All I wanted you to do is take out the trash! Is that too much for you?'
I'm so angry that my nipples start showing off through my shirt.
'No, it's your time! I always take it out, while you make your freaky French manicure!'
'Freaky?? I am fuckin' making myself beautiful for you and you call me a Freak? That's it, I had enough!', I yell at him, taking one step closer.
'Well, you know what? I have had enough of it too!' he says with an authoritative voice, coming even closer to me.

He looks straight into my eyes for a couple of seconds, and then he kisses me badly! He rips my shirt off, and begins kissing, biting my nipples, like a tiger! I am so horny right now but still angry... I unzip his jeans and pull out his hard cock.

'Who's the boss now, huh? You will go outside and take the garbage with you, understood?' I tell him and masturbate his delicious penis, up and down, while he's playing with my wet pussy.
'Make me!' he replies with an aroused pitch.
'I will'... I say, putting him down, on kitchen's floor, and placing his cocky inside my vagina.
'Are you going to do what I said?'
'No, I won't'

I begin fucking him really hard, moving in slow circles, dominating him like a boss, while he stands down, like a slave, touching my pink nipples!

'I am only going to ask you one more time! Are you going to take out the trash??' I ask moving faster, and faster. I cannot resist anymore, neither can he...I let myself go and I cum.
'Oh, yes...yes...I'll take it honey' and there he comes too, right inside of me. I can feel our love juices meeting at the end of the tunnel, mine going out, his going in. The sensation is unique. Kitchen's floor is now dirty.
'Who's gonna clean up this mess now?' I ask loudly.
'I only said I'm going to take out the trash!'




The conclusion is never jump to conclusions. You can never know when a horrible fight fires up the passion. A wife acting like a dictator can always turn into a hot dominant wife, making you as submissive as happy in the bedroom...or, the kitchen.

Monday 12 August 2013

The difference between COCK, DICK and PENIS

It's easier to write about Socrates than about a young woman or a cock - Anton Chekhov

According to any dictionary, the word 'cock' can refer to the male chicken, the male of any bird, a hand-operated valve, or a hammer. In slang dictionaries, cock refers to the same thing as 'penis', 'dick' and sexual relations with a man. We can also find the word 'cock' in some idioms, such as 'to cock a snook', which means to disrespect or to insult someone.

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?
Nothing. They all make women's eyes water!

Eh, a dick is not as subtle as 'cock'. In some dictionaries, we can see the word 'vulgar' right before its definition. So, we find out that pronouncing the word 'dick' more vulgar than the word 'cock'. Next, a dick can also refer to a guy. Yes, you usually insult a guy, by calling him 'A dick!'. The word can also be found in some idioms, such as 'tights as a Dick's hatband' which means 'extremely tight'.
The word can also be found in literature, such as the famous novel Moby-Dick, and in some countries like Croatia, where an entire city is called Dick. If you visit this city and people ask you 'How did you feel in Dick', this is however, not considered vulgar. Why? It's semantics.

A foot and a penis are talking to each other, and the foot says, "I have had it so bad in life. Everyday my owner sticks me into a smelly shoe and walks around on me all day long. My life sucks!"
Then the penis says, "You think you have had it bad. My owner sticks me into a deep black hole that smells like fish every night and then makes me do push ups until I puke!"


A penis is a penis. Any dictionary gives the same definition for it, so PENIS has the most obvious meaning between the three words. Once you pronounce it, you can no longer hide your head in the sand, because anyone thinks about the same thing. The word penis can also be found in the expression 'penis wrinkle', as a form of insult. 

Friday 9 August 2013

Aaahh, my clit is on fire!

Have ever felt so horny that you stuck your penis into a vacuum cleaner tube? Have you ever felt such a burning necessity to have sex, that you made your dog lick your clit?

Although there are some slight gender differences between men's and women's arousal, there is a common necessity that seem to bother both genders: sex.
For people already involved in a relationship, things are simple; they have sex with their partner and that's it, problem solved! But what about single people? What do they do if they've lived for a long period without sex, and their body cannot resist the temptations anymore?

Here is a top 3 of the most interesting ideas.

1.     Make love with a stranger
Go out tonight and have fun with your friends. Hunt the prettiest guy and have sex with him in a public bathroom, without thinking about the repercussions. The next day you will feel fresh and released.




2.     Masturbate
Although masturbating is not the same with having sex, when no one is around this can be a very good idea. If you're a girl and your pussy is on fire, use a vibrator, a dildo or even a banana in condom to please your cunt. If you're a boy, stick your cock in whatever appeals to you, from a wet towel to a hot bread. Who else knows how to please you better than yourself?



3.     Call your ex!
This can be a good idea if you remained friends with your ex. Whether she or he is already in a relationship or not, she/he certainly still craves one more night of wild sex with you! Come up with some pathetic excuses like 'you forgot your cd collection when you moved out' or 'please come and help me with something' and hunt him/her down like a predator! It's for old time's sake.




What do you do when your body screams for sex and nobody is around to give it to you?

Thursday 8 August 2013

Top 3 LIES in a relationship


Nr 3.

Uh I have a horrible headache. Let's leave sex for tomorrow
Although women are famous for using this line, studies show that in the last few years, this line is used more by men than by women. Studies also show that sex is a better headache cure than even painkillers. So, whether you're a man, a woman or a filthy animal, stop complaining and have sex!



Nr 2.

I like you the way you are / You are everything I've ever wanted
Oh, come on! Really? Do you really think what she always wanted was fat pig who drinks beer and plays football with his friends? Do you really think what he ever wanted was a tearful shopaholic who is obsessed with shoes and make-up? Even if people know they are being lied, these lines still have a strong effect on them. Expressions like these are used to keep a relationship going strong every day.



Nr 1.

I'm not upset!
According to the latest surveys, this is the most common lie people say to their partners. If your girlfriend says she's not mad at you, guess what: SHE IS! Specialists say that people unintentionally use this statement, as a form of emotional defense. The statement is more frequently used by women than by men.


Wednesday 7 August 2013

Cat in heat, dog in heat, people in love

It is easy to find out if your cat or dog is in heat. Are they different? Are they similar? Do they have the same symptoms? Let's find out together.


 Ã˜ They both become more affectionate, searching for more attention
Ø  The cat yowls desperately, the dog barks and growls despairingly.
Ø Cats urinate all over the house and constantly lick their vaginal area, while dogs tuck their tails and bleed from the vaginal area.
Ø Both of them lose appetite.

It is funny how sometimes people who are in love also lose their appetite. They also search for more attention, they are distracted and sometimes speak to much.

If there are so many similarities between cats and dogs in heat, women's and men's arousal and between people's and animals's sexual behavior, why can't the expressions 'in heat' and 'in love' be used interchangeably?


“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal... In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple things which other animals easily learn, he is incapable of learning. Among my experiments was this. In an hour I taught a cat and a dog to be friends. I put them in a cage. In another hour I taught them to be friends with a rabbit. In the course of two days I was able to add a fox, a goose, a squirrel and some doves. Finally a monkey. They lived together in peace; even affectionately.

Next, in another cage I confined an Irish Catholic from Tipperary, and as soon as he seemed tame I added a Scotch Presbyterian from Aberdeen. Next a Turk from Constantinople; a Greek Christian from Crete; an Armenian; a Methodist from the wilds of Arkansas; a Buddhist from China; a Brahman from Benares. Finally, a Salvation Army Colonel from Wapping.

Then I stayed away for two whole days. When I came back to note results, the cage of Higher Animals was all right, but in the other there was but a chaos of gory odds and ends of turbans and fezzes and plaids and bones and flesh--not a specimen left alive. These Reasoning Animals had disagreed on a theological detail and carried the matter to a Higher Court.”
Mark Twain, Letters from the Earth: Uncensored Writings

Tuesday 6 August 2013

A moustache cock in heat

They say a man without a moustache is like a cup of tea without sugar. They also say every real man should have a moustache. This is not only a sign of manhood, but also a way of publicly imposing your beliefs and fighting for a cause: man should not cut their moustaches, but let them grow and shine like stars on the red carpet!

We need moustaches!

Men with moustaches definitely look better than ordinary men! Moustaches make them look more distinguished, more natural, manlier, in one word: more handsome! Moustaches are part of hair fetishism. Many women are extremely attracted by moustaches, beards, or even pubic hair.

Even more, have you ever thought about the pleasure of having sex with a moustache guy? Feeling his sharp moustache while licking your horny pussy is definitely one of the greatest sexual sensations!

This is probably what Joanna, a nympho, thought when she had sex with a moustache seller. Read this arousing story about moustaches at


Conclusion? If you don't have a moustache, buy one!

Monday 5 August 2013

The key to the universe


Stop dreaming, Ann! Dreams are for fools! You will never go far if you impose to yourself such high goals! I want the best for you, and I don't want you to get hurt.

But, why can't I dream? Is it so wrong?

You live in your own universe, this is wrong! Get out with your colleagues and play, stop writing so much! I am just trying to protect you... It is the best thing a mother could say to her child. I want you to live your childhood.

Mom, I appreciate it but...I could not see a better way of living my childhood! I still don't understand why are you telling me this... why am I not allowed to believe I could do something great with my life, something that people would remember and...

And how are you going to do that?!

By writing...

This was a conversation mom and I had, when I was twelve.  Seeing me so enthusiastic about having a diary, writing short poems and different stories, from such an early age, scared her. I was different from the other kids my age. While they were thinking about new clothes, gadgets and toys, I was more interested in writing, singing and dancing. I had big goals, and I still have them.

What mom did not understand was that I always loved writing, as much as I loved people. Whenever one of my writings inspires someone, I feel completely fulfilled. This is where I get my power to go on from. Choosing to stay in house and write, instead of going outside and play was not a sacrifice, as she believed. It was my way of expressing my feelings. I wanted to be like the wind, and leave behind me a trail of dust.

I sometimes think I was born in the wrong age. To me it seems that in the past, people were more aware of life's real purpose. Nowadays, we fight against each other, we all run chaotically to achieve money, fame, success... The world is powerfully leaded by coins and paper. However, I still have the power to hope that future will bring changes. Until then, I will remain in my own little world, trying to make as many people as possible part of it.

How does my world look like? Well, in my secret universe, the only leading machine is FAITH. My world is not leaded by money, or by anger and fights. In my secret universe, the only thing making the world run is the power to believe. Here, the only thing money can buy is...chocolate. Yes, I love sweets, as much as I love writing. Chocolate makes me think of how sweet life can be, while through writing, I can be the one who I want to be! Today I can be a faithful housewife, tomorrow a wicked widow. I can sin without being judged, I can lose control and act unreasonably without thinking about repercussions, I can fly without being afraid to fall.

I just wanted to tell you how proud I am of what you became Ann...I suppose I was wrong when I told you to stop believing in your dreams.

This is what mom told me yesterday, reading one of my stories. She does not know how happy her words made me. I am actually writing this post due to her words. I wanted to tell you to never stop dreaming, but to also try making each of your dreams reality! 

Today, you might be a dreamer. Tomorrow, you might be an achiever!

Never be afraid to touch the sky, no matter how many people will tell you to keep your feet on the ground!

Never be afraid to fly, no matter how many people will cut your wings!

Friday 2 August 2013

Letter from a whore



Dear Linda,


I just wanted you to know that I fucked your husband last night, while you thought he was visiting his sick uncle at the hospital. He did went to the hospital, but only to fuck me on the examining table. I'm a nurse here, you know? By the way, he has a medical fetish (Oops, I don't think you even know what that is, my bad!). He just loves seeing me with the sexy nurse outfit, as much as he loves seeing my sexual arousal when he licks my pussy like a fuckin' ice-cream.

I just wanted to tell you that I am half-sorry to be the one who tells you that I literally fucked your husband. Why only half? Firstly, because I did not even know that you exist at that time, and secondly because I enjoyed having sex with your husband too much. Yes, I enjoyed every single second, but please don't judge me for that. I haven't had sex for three months, for various reasons, that I'll keep for myself 'cause I don't want to bore you.

I myself am a wife and the mother of a child, and I felt the need to present you my apologies. I would be a bitch to tell you that I'll stop fucking your husband, because the truth is that he makes my clit vibe when he pulls my hair and fucks me hard, telling me that I am the only one who makes his cock happy. I guess he is sick of your pussy. Do not feel depressed, maybe he just wanted to try something new.

I can't say I even like him. He is kind of old and bold for me, but the only thing I like is the way he moves his dick inside of me. If you think this will help you forgive me, you can have my husband from time to time. I would not mind sharing him with you. Don't worry, he's not ugly. He is brunet, tall and he is a respectful lawyer and a model from time to time, unlike your husband who's almost a rapeface. Maybe we can even have a threesome or a gangbang sometimes, if you know what I mean.

I am looking forward to hearing from you,

Cassie


Thursday 1 August 2013

A goat on viagra VS. a snail with prostate


Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile. (Mark Twain)

No matter what we say, no matter how much we deny, the world revolves around a powerful feeling - PLEASURE. You thought I was talking about love, didn't you? No, love is just one of the means through which people acquire pleasure.

The purpose of all our activities is to achieve pleasure. We go to work in the aim of getting money or being appreciated by the others, because money and esteem bring us pleasure. We search for new hobbies, with the aim of getting pleasure. We eat and we drink, because they help us achieve a state of euphoria. We make love, because it gives us one of the most intense existing pleasures.

Making love...Is there any difference between it and having sex? Maybe there is, but the important thing is that both of them bring us pleasure. However, there are some slight gender differences related to pleasure. Some things that pleasure men, don't pleasure women as well, and vice versa. Some things that could make you as horny as a goat on Viagra, might not even give her an ounce of satisfaction.

'How can I satisfy her, if I don't know for sure what turns her on?'

Difficult question. The first thing I would say to a guy who asks me this is: go ahead and ask her. Then, I realize women don't always tell the truth, from different reasons. Secondly, I would tell him generalities. But how can I do that, when all women are different and each of them can be pleasured in different ways?

For me, sexual arousal is the way somebody can arouse some strong emotions in my body, preparing it for sex. However, not many men know what really turn women on and what leaves them with a bad taste in their mouths. Keep reading and see what turns me on and what cuts off my sex drive. Maybe you will find some of these things in your girlfriend's sexuality too.

  • ·        I like...many things. I like when a man takes me by surprises and comes up behind me...then he holds me in his arms, touches my ass and kisses my neck. However, I don't like when he almost takes my breath away with his hug and spanks my ass like a soccer ball.
  • ·        I am turned on by a hard or fast breath, by a sweat t-shirt and by deep moans, but everything finishes when cough, burps and yells appear. Not to mention farts.
  • ·        I am attracted by men who smell, act and think like a man. I am not attracted to boys who smell like lil' ladies, who excessively take care of their aspect and who love playing computer games, with me naked waiting for him in bed.
  • ·        I love being touched on my hips and kissed on the back, as much as I like gentle touches on my breast. However, I don't like when someone pinches my nipples and stretches them like bubblegum.
  • ·        I am aroused by open spaces, forbidden places and natural sights, where I can feel free to love and to be loved. However, this does not mean I'm into making love in the rain, when I am more cold than horny, or in the grass, next to a red ant colony.
  • ·        I can easily become horny when I see a man, standing naked in front of me, and not being afraid of watching me straight in the eyes. This does not mean even a naked gorilla on a nudist beach can turn me on.
  • ·        Music also turns me on. Erotic music has a major contribution to my perfect state of pleasure, helping me arouse my sexual excitement and stimulating my inner secret desires. Hard rock and death metal are, however, not a good idea.
  • ·        The more little, the more playful. I am turned on by small things, regardless of what we talk about. I consider things that are too big, become rigid. This however, does not mean I am also turned on by a snail with prostate or a dead Chihuahua in boots.
  • ·        I like when my lover grabs me by the butt and pulls me very close to him. I like when he bites the lobe of my ear and he runs his finger through my hair.
  • ·        I love when he puts a finger in my mouth and lets me lick it, while he penetrates me slowly, but I like even more when I see him horny, with his eyes closed and his mouth opened, while I stand on top of him...
  • ·        I am attracted by much more, but most of all, I am attracted by pleasure, in all its forms. I am also one of the persons who seeks for pleasure in everyday life. I love living my life to the fullest, next to people who love living it as much as I do.

Hope I inspired you today and gave you some good tips about women's sexual arousal. Don't forget to make love as deeply as you feel it.

.......Not to forget, thank you all for the birthday wishes......

Love,
Ann Lee