Sex is supposed to be the most beautiful experience, meant to bring
pleasure and fulfilness in humans' lives. But what happens when something embarrassing
interrupts your moment of pleasure? How do you react when something really unexpected
happens?
Pussy farts
If this ever happens to you, don't feel embarrassed. It is something extremely
common which happens to most females. Improperly called 'farts', the noise you
hear during sexual intercourse is the result of penetration. The more your feet
are kept up high in the air, the more probabilities exist of hearing this noise.
The explanation is that when the head of the penis penetrates your vagina, it
pushes the air inside of it. The noise you hear is when your partner takes his
penis outside your pussy, releasing the air. If you feel uncomfortable, you can
ask him to change the position.
Panty Pudding
You are both extremely aroused! He takes off your blouse, than your
skirt and your panties and surprise! He sees a nasty secretion on your panties.
As long as it is a small amount of liquid and it does not smell, there is
nothing to worry about. Every women have them, the quantity varying from woman
to woman. If he finds an abundant cottage cheese secretion which on top of
that, also smells like dead fish, you are clearly in an embarrassing situation.
These types of secretions might be the result of a bacterial infection, so you
have to be checked by a doctor.
Grandpa walks
in!
Oops! There is no worse orgasm killer than being interrupted in the middle
of a sexual intercourse. But what do you do if the person who interrupts you is
your 65 years old grandpa? As funny as it might seem for the other people, as embarrassing
it is to you. Try to remain calm and think that he was also once young like
you. Shit happens! However, next time you could consider taking some
precautionary measures before engaging in sex, like locking your door or
finding some more private spots!
Which
are the most embarrassing things during sex that ever happened to you?
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