Monday 18 November 2013

I'm a little drunk and...

Garry has a drink, while sitting at a bar, when a drunk man enters, shouting loud.

'I fucked your mom!'

Anyone at the bar is looking at Garry, waiting his reaction, but the drunk man leaves the bar quickly, before Garry can say anything.

A couple of minutes after, the drunk man enters the bar again.

'I just fucked your mom's ass', he says, going out as quickly as the first time.

Garry did not have time to say or do anything. After half an hour, the same drunk man enters the bar and shouts at Garry.

'I just fucked your mom today'. Garry gets up angry and says:

'Shut up dad! You're drunk again'


Sometimes, alcohol is just what you need. It can help one tell a painful truth, overcome a stressful situation, or even unleash one's inner sexuality. Jacob fits perfectly in the third category.

Getting drunk was the only way to share his secret sexual fantasies with his girlfriend. How did she reacted? Did she slap him or please him?



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