Don't play with my nerves!

Did anyone tell you not to make your man angry? Well, this is an unwritten rule that every woman should take into account, because you can never know when the increased level of testosterone affects men's rational thinking.

Honeymoon is the best example of period when men should not be pissed off. Although it is supposed to represent the most magical moments in a couple's life, things never go as planned.

This is how the story begins. After getting married, Renee and Freddie went to Italy for their honeymoon. Unfortunately, the hotel seen online was nothing similar to what they found once they got there.

Freddie paid a huge amount of money for a room in what seemed to be a nice, clean, modern hotel in Milano. However, what they found was beyond imagination.

This is not the hotel we saw online, he says. We want our money back. I want to see the owner of this hotel.

I am the owner. And I am sorry, but we do not give refunds. This is the key to your room.

The owner of the hotel was also the receptionist, because he was avaricious and he wanted to save all the money. Freddie has no choice but to take the key.

THAT'S ONE!, he yells angry.

One they arrive upstairs, they start unpacking. Freddie tries to explain to his wife that he cannot afford another hotel and they have to remain there.

No! You promised me we would have a beautiful honeymoon! Take me somewhere else!

As she yells at her husband, Renee feels a huge bug crawling on her neck. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Renee has an insect phobia and almost has a heart attack when she feels the bug crawling on her skin.

THAT'S TWO!!!, Freddie yells, trying to sooth his wife.

Once Freddie promises his wife that he will try to find another hotel the next day, they try to get some sleep. It has been an exhausting day for both of them, and all they want is a peaceful sleep.

But the run of bad luck does not stop here. As soon as they sit down on the bed, the bed breaks and so is a piece of ceiling, which almost kills them.

THAT'S THREE!!!

Freddie takes out a handgun and shoots the owner of the hotel.

What did you do? You are a murderer!!! How could you do that?!, his wife yells.

THAT'S ONE!

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