Love is a broken zipper

Love is like an arrow to the heart. When Cupid strikes, there is nothing left to do but to fall in love.

Love is like coffee. A morning without it, is like a night without sleep.

Love is like the wind. It passes as fast as it comes, leaving you cold and confused.

'Baby, you make me feel so good'

'Shhht...'

'Your strong arms are my refuge'

'Shht...don't speak'

'My whole body trembles when you touch me like this'

'Shht, people will notice we are in the bathroom'

'I would like to be yours for an eternity, to be touched like this by you forever and to feel your love deep inside of me. What would you like?'

'I would like you to shut the f**k up, while I fix your broken zipper!'

Sometimes, love is everything you want it to be, unless you choose the bad time for it!